On Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

God damn it. Me being videotaped pooping on the toilet at 4 is a deeper more convincing screenplay than this, with a more suspenseful plot and a better ending - which is poop in toilet.

This one is NC-17

So I will just calculate answers using the varicose veins on my penis, which inexplicably describe all the various quantum phenomena on them?

The thing that prevents me from buying a Mac is that it's a very feminine product. I want the Macbook Air because only douche bags have them, and I want to be a douche bag.

Dubai is such a shitty place to live in. Seriously, I've been reading about it. If you get pregnant, they'll jail your ass, export you and then keep your kid. I think it's hilarious. Oh and super shitty.

Is Adit fat? Let's look in the mirror.

Oranges aren't fruits.

Tonight was a productive night

George I should warn you. Ever since that weekend when you left, I don't close the door when I pee. I've gotten too used to it.

AAHHHHHH!! I typed in period like time period to get simple harmonic motion, and I got period like ewwww gross period!

After spending 20 minutes playing with Google Earth...

Sarah, watch me use the force. I'm going to make Africa the right side up.

Isn't it awesome to have the window open and be blasting the heat at the same time? Yeah that's right, you love it, you love it. It's like dick, you love it.

After Adit and George spent 10 minutes lighting Purell on fire in their bathroom sink...

George, can we fill the toilet with Purell and light it on fire to sanitize it? Think about it...

I have come to the great realization that I am the most attractive Indian man.

After being informed that fisherman have a higher mortality rate

Look, that's a job you can avoid. We can just avoid eating rare, Atlantic Salmon. Lumberjacks need to get lumber.

You have no idea how hard lumberjacks work to get your lumber.

After being gone for 4 days...

My ass is so firm. It's like armor. Holy shit, I've done nothing but work out since you left.

The reason women live longer than men is because women don't work. Seriously, when was the last time you saw a woman lumberjack? That's right, never. On average, 118 per 100,000 lumberjacks die every year.

Look, there's the right way, the wrong way and the Adit way. The Adit way is just the wrong way but faster.

Titty twisters don't hurt me. Seriously, they just don't hurt.

Ooooo, just because you said that, I've got to lube up my elbows. No crusty elbows for Adit.

Wait, I thought South Africa was a region? What do you mean it's a country?

This is layer one baby, get ready for layer two: Calvin Klein, Romance.