Aaaaaaand, we're back!

The bus is beneath me, the bus is for the proletariat. The bourgeoisie can't be seen riding the buses.

I hope that one day, all the douchebags of the world come together and build a statue of me, in my likeness.

Are people from Finland called Finlandians?

The following is what Adit sent me over G-Chat:

(@Y@)

Hmmm, I might be able to go there for dinner. Wait, what are their names again? Mallika and Malek?

On learning how to snowboard

Hmmm, I don't want to jack my cousin's snowboard. Also, I want to pick my own. I want one that is incredibly stiff, so much so that it only works at really high speed. That way, it'll teach me not to be a little bitch.

Mmmm pause it, I have to show nailah this hysterical Japanese thing. Have you ever seen hard gay?

Me: Adit, what would you do if I blasted the Looney Tunes theme song all night?

Adit: It would end in a bout of sweaty dick punching.

Me: ...

This is my favorite shirt. I like wearing it and then wearing the women's jacket on top of it.

Have you seen the white shirt I'm wearing? I just wanted to point out its tightness. I thought it would be an apt time to point out the tightness.

Vests in silk are so nice. I'm such a whore for vests.

That's right Miss Pakistan, you're so much uglier than Miss India.

While showing us the suits he got from India...

I wanted a blue suit, but I specifically told her to buy me the not gay blue one. So let me show you the gay blue that I got.