Monday, December 21, 2009

During the Primal Scream

Now would be the perfect time to rape someone.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

George, I think we should use our slow cooker as a humidifier. We'll just get some water, put it on high and the entire night, our room will be warm and moist.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Watching the Taylor Swift music video

See? Brunettes are supposed to date brunettes. He's a blonde!

Yeah, I know my love for Taylor Swift can't be. That's pedophilia right there.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

If you downloaded gay Czech twin porn in 720p, I would watch it.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

So George, I'm a member of the Church of Whale Penis.

Two female teachers opt to do each other instead of students! Excellent! Are they hot?

Friday, December 4, 2009

Oh my god, this chicken has the largest pectoral muscles I have ever seen.

10 minutes after eating the chicken...

George, I can't eat anymore titty meat. ..