I think I should start the Arab Spring in this country (USA).

I don't know, do fat people like other fat people?

George, I am pro-ana. I would appreciate if you would support me.

I like the feeling of having diarrhea, when you're just empty inside.

Adit attempts cooking. Hilarity does ensure.

If you add avocado to the spinach, the texture becomes good but it just tastes like butt-sex.

I am a legit Obama-like story.

No, I know that I am generally attractive

These buck teeth are good for something, they cut chocolate fantastically.

Adit: For our wedding, can we go to Niagara Falls and get the captain of the Mist of the Maid to marry us?

Ben: I think you mean Maiden of the Mist.

I think i'm going to be a homosexual governor George, there's no fighting it.

I like the romantic idea of owning a mechanical watch.

Want some fries? In the box, they're only...six hours old

I love Will Smith. I think Will Smith is the greatest rapper who ever lived. I have his entire discography and listen to it regularly.

*sigh* I want a white iPhone so bad...

Guest Posting!

Ben: George, you sound like you're gonna have an alien burst out of your chest, like in Star Wars.

Adit: You mean Alien?

Ben: Adit, your pants are a size too big.

Adit: You can take your sizeism and shove it.

Adit: Whoa, did you notice that Google has changed a bit?

Me: Yeah, I'm kind of digging it.
Adit: Really? I don't WHOOAAAAA IT KNOWS MY NAME. THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT.

Adit (the Applied Physics Major): What's the formula for the area of a circle?

Me: pi r-squared

Adit: I am an engineer

Adit: When does the Kinect get here?

Me: It will get here when it gets here.

Adit: How tautologically.

So I went to Fairway today and saw FIVE interracial couples, but it was all with asian women. Like asian woman, jewish dude, asian woman, black dude, asian woman white dude. very progressive that fairway clientele

Adit: Are you going to put them in the Octagon?
Us: What's the octagon?
Adit: It's where two men enter and one man leave. That's the situation.

Sugar has no carbs

Today, Adit Took the Swim Test

I was pleasuring myself instead of swimming. That's probably why I couldn't make the full 8 lengths.

Making ushering motion with hands

I need you out of the only means of egress and ingress here.

My socks and shorts nearly touch

George: A studio can cost more than 2 grand.

Adit: 2 grand a month?!!

George: No Adit, a year. Yes a month.

Adit: What? It could like 2 grand for 4 weeks or something.

Everyone: ...

Regarding George's soup

Adit: It smells horrible in there. What did you put in it?

George: Parsley

Adit: Did you know that in Indian, parsley is call loving? Loving is disgusting.

I am Adit, lord of dance.

I like to lick lots of things.

Adit points to sock

"I thought that was a new-age type of glove."

Here george come look at this indian food. See how there's no meat, NO MEAT! And that looks like straight poop. Straight poop, from my butt.

Me: I'm taking Stars and Galaxies. It requires a working knowledge of high school algebra.

Adit: Is that astronomy or astrology?