Adit: Are you going to put them in the Octagon?
Us: What's the octagon?
Adit: It's where two men enter and one man leave. That's the situation.

Sugar has no carbs

Today, Adit Took the Swim Test

I was pleasuring myself instead of swimming. That's probably why I couldn't make the full 8 lengths.

Making ushering motion with hands

I need you out of the only means of egress and ingress here.

My socks and shorts nearly touch

George: A studio can cost more than 2 grand.

Adit: 2 grand a month?!!

George: No Adit, a year. Yes a month.

Adit: What? It could like 2 grand for 4 weeks or something.

Everyone: ...

Regarding George's soup

Adit: It smells horrible in there. What did you put in it?

George: Parsley

Adit: Did you know that in Indian, parsley is call loving? Loving is disgusting.

I am Adit, lord of dance.

I like to lick lots of things.

Adit points to sock

"I thought that was a new-age type of glove."

Here george come look at this indian food. See how there's no meat, NO MEAT! And that looks like straight poop. Straight poop, from my butt.

Me: I'm taking Stars and Galaxies. It requires a working knowledge of high school algebra.

Adit: Is that astronomy or astrology?