I don't know, do fat people like other fat people?

George, I am pro-ana. I would appreciate if you would support me.

I like the feeling of having diarrhea, when you're just empty inside.

Adit attempts cooking. Hilarity does ensure.

If you add avocado to the spinach, the texture becomes good but it just tastes like butt-sex.

I am a legit Obama-like story.

No, I know that I am generally attractive

These buck teeth are good for something, they cut chocolate fantastically.

Adit: For our wedding, can we go to Niagara Falls and get the captain of the Mist of the Maid to marry us?

Ben: I think you mean Maiden of the Mist.